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APPAREL
ASTROLOGY
BABY + KIDS
BATH + BODY
CANDLES
CARDS
DRINKWARE
FOOD + DRINK
FOR THE CAR
KITCHEN + HOME
PENS + PAPER + BOOKS
PETS
PUZZLES + GAMES
STICKERS + BUTTONS + PINS
SIGNS + MAGNETS
WORK
ALL THE SASSY STUFF
OTHER SHIT
THE FLOWER BAR
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Birthday Cake
$22.00
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Happy Fucking Birthday
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Wedding Day
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Seasonal Depression
$22.00
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Punch Today in the Face
$22.00
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OMG Everything is fucked
$20.00
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I put the Ho
$22.00
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You're Like Really Hard To Shop For
$22.00
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Holy Shit, You're Old!
$22.00
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I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine
$22.00
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Smells like Retirement
$22.00
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I Would Totally Hangout With You
$22.00
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Adulting, Would Not Recommend
$22.00
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Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch
$22.00
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Good Luck Finding Better Co-Workers Than Us
$22.00
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You have a great personality but that dick though
$22.00
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Dear Sister Candle
$22.00
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Suns Out Buns Out
$22.00
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We'll Be Friends Until Were Old And Senile
$22.00
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Look At You Buying A House & Shit
$22.00
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Fresh Outta Fucks
$22.00
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I'd Shank A Bitch For You...
$22.00
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Look At You Getting A New Job & Shit
$22.00
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I Fucking Love Your Face
$22.00
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I Love Your Personality (Those Boobs Are A Huge Bonus Tho..)
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Look At You Getting Married & Shit
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Morning Wood
$22.00
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I Hate Everyone Except Us
$22.00
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I Fucking Love Your Butt
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Thanks For Being My Unpaid Therapist
$22.00
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Thanks For All The Orgasms
$22.00
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You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches
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What The Actual Fuck
$22.00
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You're My Favorite Thing To Do
$22.00
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Calm The Fuck Down
$22.00
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Best Bitches
$22.00
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My Last Fuck
$22.00
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Boyfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle
$18.00
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Date Night Wood Wick Black Soy Candle
$18.00
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Girlfriend Wood Wick Black Soy Candle
$18.00
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It's Your Fucking Birthday
$22.00
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Plant Slut Candle
$22.00
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Best Friends Are Like Fat Thighs... Candle
$22.00
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I Love You More Than The Miles Between Us Candle
$22.00
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I love how I'm less of a disappointment to you than your other kids
$22.00
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I prefer cats to people
$22.00
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sometimes you forget how awesome you are so this is your reminder
$22.00
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Fifty and fucking fabulous
$22.00
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Sixty and fucking fabulous
$22.00
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Burning candles.. because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon
$22.00
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Smells like.. freshly signed divorce papers
$22.00
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And she gave no fucks, not a single one and she lived happily ever after
$22.00
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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.. but it wont be hard forever
$22.00
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You're a cunt but you're my cunt
$22.00
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White Apothecary Matches
$16.00
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Lavender Apothecary Matches
$16.00
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Bridesmaid
$3.00
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Mushroom Matches
$6.00
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Rainbow Matches
$6.00
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Momosa Mom Candle
$22.00
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You're Doing Amazing Sweetie
$22.00
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Smut Slut Book Candle
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Lookin' Like a Snack Candle
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You're Like Really Pretty
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Hey Teach You're a Peach
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On The Rocks
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Pound Town
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